A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

You're talkin to... the heavy-haulin',

 clutter-crushin', space-clearing,

 kings of clean! 

junk-slayin’, debris-dominatin’, 

room-reclaimin’ sons a guns! 

When we roll up, messes tremble, 

clutter cowers, 

and chaos gets knocked outta the park! 

We don’t just move junk—we STRUT through it! 

So, whether it’s couches, construction debris, 

or that garage you haven’t seen the floor of in years, 

know this: 

we’re the all-star, five-star, junk-removin’, 

stress-reducin’, Vyking crew, 

and we're having a granddd ol time holding these steel toe boots down baby! Wooo!"**